johnkatier:

dude god could come down from heaven with a million angels and tell me that gif is pronounced “jif” and i still wouldn’t fucking do it

(Source: kosukeueki, via hotboyproblems)

-stupid-:

*throws lamp at you* you need to lighten the fuck up

(via trust)

warsquirtle:

Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life

(Source: wartortles, via trust)

tsiganka:

my hypochondriasis is killing meeeee

AND I

I must confess

i still believeeee

STILL BELIEVE

when im on webMD I lose my minddddd

give me a SIGNNNNN

TEST. ME. DOCTOR . ONE MORE TIME

tsiganka:

My eyes look scary lately

penis-hilton:

me on my way to church

Oh … My god lol what the actual fuck

(Source: lipstixxx, via illuminaughty-gypsy)

lipstick-feminism:

cremeblush:

Jane Birkin 

she is my style queen (no bra, mens trousers, cuffs on cuffs——ughhhhh)

(via illuminaughty-gypsy)

(Source: exam, via illuminaughty-gypsy)